peace out Princess P

I do not know how I feel about Elliott being in the bottom two this week. I didn't think I had an opinion, but when it comes down to it I really believed Kat would be the one going home, but she wasn't even in the bottom two! What the hell is that all about? I will miss Paris and all her hairstyles.

Tommy Mottola and Elvis Land next week. Oh joy.

And btw, anyone catch Matt Leinart getting punk'd? Hilariously awesome that he was about to totally sell his friend out because he was scared of not getting drafted. HAHA!

ricky martin on acid!

okay, how much do we love Kristin Cavallari (aka Kelly Clarkson's twin sister) getting punk'd this week? Between her friend Frankie being called names such as "Menudo" and "Ricky Martin on acid" and Ashton's LB commentary, I just didn't even know what to do with myself.

T.O. being punk'd was pretty damn good too. Most notably Ashton's commentary about TO's apology and what have you. He should thank his lucky stars Ashton is even paying him any attention after he acted like a total monkey and disgraced his team and the face of the NFL -- ms. evan, feel free to have your husband explain the TO situation to you; this particular punk is that much more entertaining when you understand what happened. The part that actually made me laugh out loud the most? The fake cop asking for T.O.'s autograph because his son is a McNabb fan. HAHA!!!

damned red coffee bean

This week's episode of Amazing Race is why I don't like the familiy edition. NOboby wants to see the little girl cry because she came in last place!! Damn near broke my heart, I tell ya. Linz Family all the way. They are hot, hot, hot! (in more ways than one).

In other news, Punk'd is back! Mischa Barton getting punk'd was only semi-entertaining, but I'll tell you what I CAN NOT wait for. They showed some clips of upcoming episodes, and Kristen from Laguna is going to get punk'd!! Just goes to show what has become of the kids on this show. They're totally Hollywood now. Talan's chillin with Ryan Cabrera, Kristen's well known enough to be punk'd by Ashton... the innocence is gone. GONE! (was it ever there to begin with?)

The New Kids must be so disappointed

Watched a (new?) episode of Punk’d and I must say, a) Simon Cowell wears the most ridiculously too small t-shirts ever, and Ashton imitating that was HYSTERICAL; and b) little Olivia from the Cosby Show has gained quite a bit of weight, no? I couldn’t stop cracking up when the fake cop kept calling her Rudy Huxtable.

Additionally, I am OUTRAGED that Joey McIntyre got booted off Dancing with the Stars last nite! Although I guess it’s irrelevant because John Hurley is totally going to win the whole competition anyway.

Btw, Chris’ talking pimple on Family Guy this week? GROSS!

Tina, come get some ham!

I can’t wait for Gabrielle to become pregnant with the lawn boy’s kid. Jon Heder getting punk’d? Not actually that funny. But Ashton Kutcher doing Napoleon Dynamite impressions? HYSTERICAL.

Psycho Chris from Apprentice got arrested in Florida this weekend for disorderly conduct, and getting himself one of the worst mug shots ever.
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Guess who’s NOT getting hired by Trump this season?

Baseball and basketball have really hindered my tv watching the past couple of days, but here’s a few tidbits while I try to catch up:

Apparently Ray & Deana have since gotten engaged after getting eliminated from TAR. The race brought them closer together they say. I guess psychos who race together will persevere together, abuse and all.

Oh, and Andy Roddick? Cute, even when he’s getting punk’d. Next week, Napoleon Dynamite getting punk’d? Love it.

Lastly, I discovered an insanely odd yet addicting show on the style network called Craft Corner Deathmatch. The host is a total loony but the arts & crafts competition is fabulous. Check it out people.

I wonder if they met at Target

That punk they did on Rachel Bilson was SO MEAN. The kid asking Dirk for 101 autographs was funny. Jadakiss yelling about there not being any keys for him to move the car was also kind of funny. Making Rachel believe her dog had done $30,000 in city damages was CRUEL! But at least Ashton came out himself to let her know she got punk’d. We all know Summer is our favorite A-list female superstar.

On a related note, I was rather surprised to see Zach reappear, fake girlfriend and all, on his brand new little vespa which I guess he bought as a souvenir while he was in Italy. Glad to see the kids are all back at school though. Except for Ryan anyway, who takes a trip to Chino to pick up the next OC guest star from jail. I guess now that Trey is done with his guest stint on 24 as the bad boy son of the Secretary of Defense, he thought he’d try his hand at another bad boy guest star spot. Talk about being typecast.

And btw, that whole storyline with Ryan not wanting Trey to stay at the Cohen’s, Ryan thinking he stole the watch but he didn’t, going to Chino to try to bring him home, Trey not wanting to go, but ending up saving Ryan’s ass and going home with him anyway – waaay too predictable. And I’m still trying to figure out what the hell was in that cardboard box that Trey was carrying around with him for practically the entire first half of the episode.

Oh, and Julie Cooper’s porn video, which looked more like some really bad Jane Fonda work out video from what I saw, getting shown at the Newport Living unveiling – we all saw that coming, right?

Next time on the OC: TWO WEEKS?! No new OC this week, what kind of crap is that? Something about a glass egg. I don’t really remember the specifics.

Where the Streets Have No Name

For the record, Bono is the coolest f-in musician to ever grace this earth. U2 got inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last week and they’ve been airing the induction ceremony on Vh1. Bruce Springsteen inducted them and gave the best speech ever. I watched it about 3 times. Man I can’t wait to see them in concert.

Anyway…I watched Zoe Saldana, Serena Williams, and Zach Braff get punk’d last nite. I have no idea who this Zoe girl is. She didn’t even get to have Ashton come out of hiding and tell her she got punk’d, which makes her a b- or c-list celebrity. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she’s probably a B-list celebrity, even though I’ve never seen her before in my life. As for the other two punks in this episode – I love the 14 year old brat that was the “emotionally unstable” nephew. If my kid ever behaves like that I will beat him with a baseball bat like the one Jimmy Woo keeps next to his bed. Serena and Zach both got a special visit from Ashton, so they must be A-list. I am now using Punk’d as my ratings scale for celebrities in case you haven’t noticed.

i hate abc

How peeved was I last nite when I turned on the tv only to discover that for the third week in a row now, there was no Desperate Housewives to be seen? WTF?! Instead they were showing some new sitcom called Jake In starring John Stamos. what BS. I used to watch Full House and all, but Uncle Jesse is so not the same as Mike the plumber. However, I did see Jesse Metcalf, aka the Lawn Boy from DH, get punk’d last nite, and all I really have to say is that I’ve never seen anything so ridiculous looking in my life. I didn’t know whether to laugh or just be really confused at the site of Lawn Boy harnessed in the silver bodysuit, flailing his arms desperately and not really looking like he thought that what he was doing was all that strange. I’ve also noticed that when it’s not a really big star getting punk’d, Ashton Kutcher doesn’t even come out and they just have one of the random accomplices announce the punking. I guess when you’re not an A-list celebrity, it's normal to have to pretend to be a really lame comic book hero.