tv backlog

The friggin tourney is making me fall really behind on my tv-watching, but I did try to catch up last night and this morning (yes, I do watch tv in the morning before I come to work), so today should (hopefully) be a busy blog day. After all, it’s raining outside and who does real work when it rains?

I had flashbacks of Omarosa getting bonked in the head with drywall when the Apprentice teams showed up with their hardhats on to get their next assignment. Now why is it that they all had to wear hardhats but Trump and his little Home Depot minions didn’t? In any case, they sure did know how to make it obvious from the very get-go who was getting booted this week. Best line of the night from poor man’s Ashlee Simpson: “As a former beauty queen, I know what a crown is, but not crown molding.” Ahh Erin, way to set up your downfall from the very beginning.

Second best line of the nite, from Brennan while they were floating around in the plane that was a spaceship but not really: “The highlight for me was being able to do all the things that as a little fat kid I couldn’t do, like corkscrews off the diving board.” What a great mental image.

So, in a nutshell: Team Magna makes toy boxes which Craig’s whole team thinks is a sucky idea but it turns out to be a good idea, while Team Networth makes “mobile kitchen islands” which the whole team thinks is a good idea but it turns out to be a pretty sucky idea.

Erin, who was irritating as shit, finally gets sent home, even though she tried her darnedest to deflect the blame onto tobacco-chewing Chris, whose tobacco chewing didn’t even have anything to do with anything this week.

Next week on the Apprentice: Chris gets really really angry and yells a lot, and they make pizza. i think they should make cupcakes instad.