non tv entertainment

Okay, I know this is supposed to be a tv blog, but if you have not seen this already, you must read it. I won’t mention who I thought of when I read it. you know who you are. Oh man, this is funny stuff.
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=239&SectionID=11

And when you’re done with that, read this one:
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=404&SectionID=1&LayoutType=1&StoryMonth=4&StoryYear=2005

oh hell, read the whole site. My insides hurt from laughing.