Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Potato Face Saves the Day

So this week the president whines that he has already been in the air for 20 hours. The show is only 15 hours old which means he was already on the plane for 5 hours before the season started which means that he got on the plane at… 2am? umm, okay. I understand the president keeps strange schedules and all, but come on now.

And seeing the President ask his son (who appeared out of nowhere – are we really to believe that he and his dad haven’t seen each other at all for the past 15 hours?) for help writing his speech was very reassuring. I wonder if Barbara and Jenna are doing the same for their dad. What was the point of bringing the son in anyway? He doesn’t even survive the episode.

Some other miscellaneous comments about the episode:
1) How do you figure Chloe had Audrey’s cell phone number on speed dial?
2) Did anyone notice that as soon as Marwan noticed the tampered phone wires, they started playing James Bond music?
3) Apparently I should have worn my special night vision goggles to watch this episode because I couldn’t see a damn thing during the raid.
4) Only Chloe would do something nice to cover Edgar’s butt and then have a potato face attitude about it.
5) Thanks to some newly acquired information from our resident military plane expert Kingston, I’d like to inform you that an F-117, the “stealth fighter” that poor man’s Conan O’Brien was flying, isn’t actually a fighter, it’s a bomber, and therefore technically not capable of shooting down another plane, i.e. Air Force One. So, unless he was flying directly above the president, we have yet another kink in the CTUniverse, or a “crock of 24 crap” as Kingston puts it.

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