hatch lessons

Lost gets weirder and weirder by the week. So apparently the wolverines at UMich dreamed up some complicated experiment that totally f*cks with your head and set up this station underground on the Lost island where people are conned into pushing a button on one of those old school Apple machines we had in the 2nd grade every 108 minutes, give or take. Locke was totally into it, but Jack cried bullshit and Desmond totally freaked out when the computer broke and he couldn’t reset the timer, leaving the the boys to figure out what the hell they are supposed to do. What would you do? I think I’d get the HELL out of there, but not before pushing the button, because then I know I have at least 108 minutes to run far far away.

We also get to see flashbacks of John Locke dating Peg Bundy and stalking his kidney-stealing dad.

Meanwhile, Jin, Sawyer and Michael are thrown into a little mini hatch pit by what I would presume is one of the others. Shortly after, the chick that Jack had been talking to in the airport way back when is thrown in after them and the boys are conned into thinking she’s another prisoner when in reality she is teamed up with the others. Sneaky little bitch.

Next week, they start building storylines about Hurley hogging all the food in the pantry, which is just terrible. Come on guys, is it really nice at all to automatically blame the fat guy for the food issues?