super bowl of stupidness

So surely I don’t need to tell you all that you should be watching Best Week Ever, because you ALL ALREADY KNOW that its one of the best things on television, RIGHT? So hopefully that means that you all caught that bit about TALAN hanging out with PARIS HILTON!?!? To recap for those of you that missed it (though quite frankly, I don’t see how you could considering that in addition to Best Week Ever, it was also on every single entertainment show on tv – AND cnn):

Paris Hilton, her new boyfriend Stavros, Kim Stewart and Talan Torriero get into a Bentley outside some night club in LA. Stavros attempts to drive off with a jacket over his head to hide his face from the paparazzi…and the road. He guns it and slams right into a parked truck. How did that happen? Well, its hard to drive when your VISION is cut off by the JACKET covering your FACE, don’t you think? As if this isn’t bad enough, they drive off in the dented Bentley, only to be pulled over by the cops a few blocks down the road. At this point, the cast of characters is standing outside of the car chatting with the cops and Talan says to the cops – now keep in mind Talan had been sitting in the back seat and NOT the driver’s seat – “I’m the only sober one in the car.” WHAT?!?!? Oh Talan we love you but you are an IDIOT. And of course, then by the miracle that comes along with fame, Paris blows the cops a kiss and off the kids go. No breathalizers, no tickets, no arrests, nothing. God I love Hollywood.

Video of the above can be seen here:
http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1426945

As for the OC, I’ve given up hope that I can watch a single episode of the show without seeing a) Ryan punch someone, and b) Marissa wearing a really insanely low-cut top with no bra on. However, Taylor Townsend’s mom telling her that her ass was not made for low riders was the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time.

Hey people, some parting words – Evan called you a deadbeat! Did you hear that? Yeah, I’m talking to you. I don’t know who you are, but if you’re reading and not participating, you are a deadbeat reader. This is a group effort guys. I'm not here for my own health. Now what are you going to do about it?