the following takes place during lunch hour

work has been insanely busy so i haven't had much time to recap tv. however -- kiefer is the f-ing man. and i swear i'm going to have heart palpitations every single episode. cripes, i can't handle the stress! what a busy lunch hour. while i'm usually telling the lady at Hale and Hearty what i'd like in my salad and picking out a soup, kiefer is breaking up with Diane, dreaming about canoodling with Audrey, being taken into custody by the secret service, threatening to gouge the chief of staff's eye(s) out, and then conspiring with CTU from the president's "office."

which btw, where the HELL is it that the president is located right now anyway?? the first week i thought he was at the White House and there was just a blip in the logic of the show. then last week i realized he's actually in california somewhere, because they're somewhere in the vicinity of ctu. but what is this, some sort of super secret satellite branch of the white house? he's seemed awfully at home wherever he is. SO CONFUSED.