Chloe went tanning after she "resigned"

FYI, it sucks coming to work on Tuesday mornings and not having anyone to talk to about 24. None of the monkeys I work with watch the show. Idiots.

I’m starting to think that by the end of the season, they are going to spend more time showing previouslies than showing the actual episode. Keifer is going to have to change his opening monologue to “The following takes place between 5:33 AM and 6:00 AM.”

Keifer and Paul have come an awfully long way since Keifer was electrocuting Paul with lamp wires in a hotel room. I think maybe instead of wondering whether Audrey ends up with Keifer or Paul, we should be wondering if Keifer and Paul will end up with each other instead. btw I don’t remember CTU ever also being a fully equipped hospital with surgeons and what have you, but whatever.

Behrooz is not looking so badass nowadays holed up in that CTU holding room. They should give him a shovel again (or maybe a baseball bat), he is much cooler with weapon in hand. As some sort of twisted plot to track down Marwan, creepy terror mom gets to hold Keifer “hostage” which I find rather difficult to believe, because ANYone knows that Keifer is not possible of being held hostage…or is he? Their plan goes totally awry and Keifer has gotten himself into quite a tizzy of a mess now hasn’t he? Oh Keifer, you’re really losing your touch. First you let Audrey’s husband get shot, then you got Behrooz’ creepy mom killed (or so we think – she got shot off camera, so maybe they just planted a few more bullets in her already f-ed up arm) and end up as a hostage for real. I’m peeved that creepy mom fell for the “loyalty gun test.” Come on lady, didn’t you watch season 3? You fell for the oldest bad guy trick in the book, and that doesn’t make you a very good terrorist mom.

There was a scene where Michelle answers her cell phone, and it turns out she has the same cool looking RAZR phone that I have. She then later uses said phone to call up Chloe. I like her even more now. But HELLO, she used a CELL PHONE to blab to Chloe about keifer’s undercover operation. Now unless she has some crazy CTU-encrypted version of the phone, even I know you don’t do that in the CTUniverse. stupid stupid stupid.

Speaking of the return of Chloe (aka Potato Face), it’s a good thing she got to leave for the afternoon, because that means when she comes back she doesn’t have to be wearing that hideous purple shirt the wardrobe people made her put on at the beginning of the season. She did show up in purple again though, I guess the wardrobe people think her spray tanned potato face looks good in purple. Chloe must live in the basement of CTU though, because Michelle called her at 8:24pm and by 8:30pm she has managed to change, arrive at CTU, get past security, and be acting like her annoying little potato face self to Edgar. Sometimes it takes me more than 6 minutes just to find my way to my closet.