too bad they couldn’t get U2 for this episode

I finally watched last week’s Apprentice where the teams had to negotiate “personal experiences” with music artists to be auctioned off for charity. I had some serious issues with a few things in this episode:

1) Dinner with Gene Simmons vs. multi-city touring with Moby. Did anyone even have to wonder who was going to win this competition? Come on now, we all saw Gene as a judge on AI. He was incredibly not fun at all.
2) Tanna trying to be ghetto and being called a MILF. First of all, her talking to Lil Jon about getting “krunked out” and being “in the hizzy” just made her look absolutely ridiculous. Even Carolyn couldn’t keep a straight face. And then she referred to herself as “Mom I’d Like to Fool around with.” Nice try Tanna, we all know what the F really stands for.
3) Chris’ cheesy DJ voice during their live auction segment was not much cooler. actually, it wasn’t any cooler at all.
4) No reward??! Okay, yeah yeah I get it, this was supposed to be the “feel good” episode where the winning team should be proud of raising over $21K for charity. But still, I had to laugh at how cheated the winning Team Magna must have felt.

In the end, the corporately reshuffled Team Networth hit the boardroom and poor man’s Vince Vaughn got the boot, which makes him a really REALLY poor man’s Vince Vaughn, cuz we all know the REAL Vince never would have gotten sent home, he’s way too cool for that.