don't mess with my chickens

I finally watched the much anticipated premiere of Survivor: Cook Islands, more commonly known as Racist Survivor. And it turned out to be just so ridiculous you had to laugh and be entertained. The Asian team turns out to be not as spastic as you expect them to be, with the exception of the hippie Vietnamese guy named Cao Boi, pronounced "Cowboy" and that is how I'll be referring to him from here on out. He's really out of control with the asian jokes and it was just outrageously funny when he left the welt on the korean guy's face in his attempt to cure a headache. Hands down the best part of this first episode is the chicken debacle. There's the fight over the chickens and then "Roller Girl" lets the chickens get away. I almost DIED laughing when she lifted the crate and the chickens got loose and ran away with the quickness. Haha!

The African-American Tribe is the first to go down aand lazy man goes home. Good job kids.