i think we'd make hot little babies!

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that i am the ONLY person that even KNEW the season premiere of the Bachelor was on last night, much less watched it. But being the reality tv SUCKER that i am, yours truly did tune in to check out the latest. In a futile attempt to regain viewership, the abc producers have moved the show overseas to paris. And to prove just how desperate the producers are: http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=24430064 Our bachelor "Travis" actually has his own Friendster profile!!! Ohh the entertainment.

Not a bad looking guy, and smart and successful to boot. Can't wait to find out what about him is dynsfunctional. Because you KNOW there's something wrong with him if he's on this show. The girls are SO CHEESY. I hate them all already. Pretty standard Bachelor show material, mostly blonde, with a spattering of brunettes, a redhead and of course a token Asian girl (whose name is VENUS?!) and a token African-American (PRINCESS??). What's with the names this season? Venus? Moana? Jehan? Shiloh? Who ARE these people!??!

The chaos at the end when little miss i-want-to-reproduce didn't get a rose and wreaked havoc about reproduction was classic. That had to be staged. Did she not know she was going to be on national television? Who DOES that?!

My favorite part of the show was actually the snippets in the very beginning when they did the montage of all the past bachelor/bachelorettes. Hey remember when that 3rd string Giants QB Jesse Palmer was the bachelor? hehe. And whatever happened to Jerry Ferris, the hot Josh Duhamel lookalike? Wait, was he ever actually a bachelor or was he just the one that the one chick (the former Andrew Firestone fiancee who then got her own bachelorette show -- her name escapes me) picked and then dumped? oh, who can keep track anymore. This show is awful, but i CAN'T STOP WATCHING!!! It's like crack!