battle of the accents

I am surprisingly up to date on tv vs. my usual being almost a week behind! So continuing May Sweeps, this week was the finale of America's Next Top Model. In the first half hour we go from three to two by cutting off white girl Renee (but not before she made a brilliantly funny comment about Natasha walking "like a pigeon-ted duck with a boot up her ass" HAHA) and then it comes down to jazzy size negative 4 Jaslene (look, I know I'm skinny but this girl is a STICK) and can't-speak-English-properly Natasha (Hispanic vs. Russian) and THANK GOD Jaslene wins because Natasha drives me bonkers. Another show over and done, which means I'm another step closer to a tv-free(ish) summer!